Ad Campaign Analyst Gifts

"Is that chum? Do you ever feel like we're being manipulated as consumers?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

The following is a paid political announcement.

Advertising on the internet.

Think tanks.

CATCHY NAME

'It's about time!'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

"At this point, the product smiles and says, 'Good day, Mr. Froggie'."

Advertising campaign before product development

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

Graphic Design School: No logo - Please help.

The Sponsored Skier

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'