Ad Campaign Analyst Prints

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

The following is a paid political announcement.

Advertising on the internet.

Think tanks.

CATCHY NAME

'It's about time!'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

"At this point, the product smiles and says, 'Good day, Mr. Froggie'."

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

Advertising campaign before product development

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

The Sponsored Skier

Graphic Design School: No logo - Please help.

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Our old advertising is passé, Filby. We need a new wrinkle."

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"