Ad Analyst Gifts

"Ask your doctor if taking a pill to solve all your problems is right for you."

'It's not just the news that's depressing. It's all the medication commercials in between.'

Snax. Your candy will be out in sixty seconds, but first, this commercial.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

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CATCHY NAME

'It's about time!'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

Art Guidelines

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'