Adverting Analyst Gifts

Big Tracker is watching you.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Infinity Tavern

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Honesty in retail

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Gerald Ratner's return

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

They get into debt so fast these days...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

The Doorway to Ideas

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'