Adverting Analyst Pillows

Big Tracker is watching you.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Honesty in retail

Gerald Ratner's return

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."