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'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'...he's eaten the telly.'

'We interrupt this program with a loud commercial because we felt you weren't paying attention!'

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

With Budgets tight, many schools are forced to turn to corporate sponsorships.

Beauty and the beast

The nice thing about soccer is that there are no commercials.

If commercial spots would tell the truth...

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Lively bubbly blonde WLTM....

I agree it is a bit sad, bit at the end of the day it is only a mobile phone advert.

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in man's idea of a woman's body.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Tim's marketing solutions

As Seen Watching TV

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'It's about time!'