Adversary Of Ads T-Shirts

Next advert in 2 seconds...

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Cash Rebate

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Dream Advertisements.

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Where Are They Now?

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"There's no privacy anymore."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

'Your show attracts the 16-34 year olds we want, but our survey shows that none of them has any money!'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

I think I could explain it better to the girl in your TV commercial.

Rejected Budweiser Ads

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"How come in your TV adverts you're giving out loans left, right and centre?!"

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

"They finally did it! They put 33 minutes of commercials into a 30-minute show."