Adverse To Adverts Pillows

Magazine Insert Monthly.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Cash Rebate

Dream Advertisements.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'

'What seems to be the problem?'

"I think the dosage needs adjusting. I'm not nearly as happy as the people in the ads."

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'If you drive it like they do in the advertisements, you void the warranty.'

"There's no privacy anymore."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

Olympic torch for sale.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Because I'm worth it"