Adventure Professional Gifts

"Hold on a minute, Heidrick and Struggles is on the line."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

"Cat box"

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Transylvanian backpackers.