Adventure-loving Professionals Gifts

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"And some people think accountancy is boring."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Bears going water skiing.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"What's your occupation?"