Adventure Investor Gifts

Jerome Yomp Investments...'The high tech Evil Knievel'.

Profit

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

S.S.dot.com

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Dow's up!"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

The Day Trader

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Stock Hurricane Ride

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

The Life Cycle of a Startup

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

Starboard-folio.

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'

Investor's Nightmare.

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

Back in 10 minutes.

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'Stocks rose today on news that 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'.'