Adventure Investor Prints

Jerome Yomp Investments...'The high tech Evil Knievel'.

Profit

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

S.S.dot.com

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Dow's up!"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

The Day Trader

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Starboard-folio.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

Investor's Nightmare.

'Stocks rose today on news that 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'.'

'Be happy you're not in the Mexican-bottled-water pit.'