Adventurous Investor Prints

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Speculation

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Open House of Horrors

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

S.S.dot.com

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Dow's up!"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Gas, is it the future?"

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

The Day Trader

"Fight or flight?"

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Stonehenge Books

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."