Adventure Anecdote Hunter Gifts

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Man propelled by love

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Bird sitting on a wing.

Do it!

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

This place makes me jumpy...

"They're much better company than dogs."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

Hansel and Gretal.