Adventure Anecdote Hunter Pillows

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Man propelled by love

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Bird sitting on a wing.

Do it!

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Tom Stoppard

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

This place makes me jumpy...

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

"They're much better company than dogs."

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

Hansel and Gretal.

I'm impressed with my new pointer!