Adult Novelty Collectors T-Shirts

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Have you any W fronts?'

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event