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'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

GPs face monitoring over sick note levels.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

InIn by-products.

Small Town USA.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

"No this is reception registration - fill out this form and we'll let you know when a receptionist is available."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Beer Stall

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"