Admin Aficionado Prints

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

GPs face monitoring over sick note levels.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

InIn by-products.

Small Town USA.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

"No this is reception registration - fill out this form and we'll let you know when a receptionist is available."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Driverless cars rage.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"