Administration Aficionado Prints

They've been re-developed.'

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

That's What Happens

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Scapegoat of the Year

InIn by-products.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

The little engine that could delegate.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Corporate Whore.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Legalish

Female business.

Monday around 9PM.

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."