Administration Aficionado Prints

They've been re-developed.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Sir Winston Churchill

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

The little engine that could delegate.

InIn by-products.

Scapegoat of the Year

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Corporate Whore.

Monday around 9PM.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Female business.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."