Addition Gifts

I just invented numbers! Neat! How many?

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Back to school.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Today we learned to count to one.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"How was work?"

"Hugh fans!"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'