Addition Gifts

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Hugh fans!"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"How was work?"

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."