Family Addition Gifts

Baby gift

"It's for you Mom. . . remember when you said that the last thing you needed around here was a dog?"

"It's new. You like it? I'm on the fence."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The No No No's

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'What's that humming sound?'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Family sitting on sofa.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

A father of three

Reading in the family.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'