Adaptive Sports Coaches Gifts

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Saving a Heart

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Snooker Golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."