Adaptive Sports Coaches Prints

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Snooker Golf.

Saving a Heart

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."