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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Dream Advertisements.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

Sailing

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

The Empire State Building's design was modified slightly after the 1933 'incident'!

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

"It's the only way we could find funding for the school's football program."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

Annual fear of failure marathon.

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

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