Ad Skippers Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Dream Advertisements.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

Sailing

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"It's the only way we could find funding for the school's football program."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

Annual fear of failure marathon.

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."