Ad-loving Pet Owners Gifts

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Junk Mail

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

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Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

Teleshopping

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'Lawyers to Avoid.' 'Need a lawyer? I'm low in cholesterol, have never been tested on lab animals and am 100 biodegradable.'

'Please take this flyer.'

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

'New product to keep your tummy in!'

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

A man and his cat watch tv

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Chiropractor Tube Men

"There it is - 'GSOH', gay salior one hand, 'WLTM', wooden leg to match'!"

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

'Dear Mum and Dad, sorry we had to leave, couldn't stand another one of those bloodly stock cubes'

Kittens £2 a piece: 'How much for a whole cat?'

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.