Ad-loving Pet Owners Gifts

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Junk Mail

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

Teleshopping

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'Lawyers to Avoid.' 'Need a lawyer? I'm low in cholesterol, have never been tested on lab animals and am 100 biodegradable.'

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

A man and his cat watch tv

'New product to keep your tummy in!'

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

'Please take this flyer.'

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Chiropractor Tube Men

"There it is - 'GSOH', gay salior one hand, 'WLTM', wooden leg to match'!"

'Dear Mum and Dad, sorry we had to leave, couldn't stand another one of those bloodly stock cubes'

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

We're just sitting here feeling lucky to be targeted by advertisers and not be terrorists.