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Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The Goalkeeper

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Dog Training.

'It wasn't premeditated.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

cat singing into microphone

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"Serves you right for licking it!"

Lemming meringue pie.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"They're not home.."

"Yeah, he's been doing this ever since we started feeding him human food."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'