Actor Antics Gifts

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

The Goalkeeper

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Follow that cab!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Dog Training.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

"Serves you right for licking it!"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Lemming meringue pie.

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

"They're not home.."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Yeah, he's been doing this ever since we started feeding him human food."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.