Action Shows Pillows

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Senior Jeopardy!

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Shred the plank."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

E=Emcee Squared

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

JAMES BONDING

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"And here are today's categories...."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."