Action Shows Gifts

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Hugh fans!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

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Senior Jeopardy!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Shred the plank."

E=Emcee Squared

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"And here are today's categories...."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sylvester Stallone

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs