Acronyms Pillows

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Wow, what a DILF."

Spot Quiz....

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"It's quite bad news so I've turned it into an anagram!"

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

First O.M.G. church.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'To avoid lawsuits, we articulate in medicalese that most mortals could not render intelligible.'

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'He spoke in millions...then I found out he was a bacteriologist.'

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'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"It's OK. But it's not art."

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