Acronyms Gifts

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'Get these over to the acronym department A.S.A.P.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

OMG

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Wow, what a DILF."

Spot Quiz....

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"It's quite bad news so I've turned it into an anagram!"

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

First O.M.G. church.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Football anagrams: Victoria do rule (Answer: Olivier Dacourt)

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'He spoke in millions...then I found out he was a bacteriologist.'

'To avoid lawsuits, we articulate in medicalese that most mortals could not render intelligible.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)