Acronym Analyzer Gifts

LMFAO (Lending My Friend An Oar)

'We need to ask Blah! The PSB to get the PCT to Blah! Put another GPWSI in the MSK Black! Blah!'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"It's OK. But it's not art."

'The Writer'

Punch Initials - P

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

Football anagrams: Sing up goal ace. (Answer: Paul Gascoigne)

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

Football anagram: Dead muffin (Answer: Damien Duff.)

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

OMG

Aardvark elementary school

'That's pretty sneaky. You agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

Nancy Ruth is speaking today....

Football anagrams: Ha! dismal corner (Answer: Leam Richardson)

(No caption.) The letter "Y", with a look of uncertainty, stands before two doors. One is labeled "Consonants" and the other is labeled "Vowels".