Acronym Analyzer Prints

LMFAO (Lending My Friend An Oar)

'We need to ask Blah! The PSB to get the PCT to Blah! Put another GPWSI in the MSK Black! Blah!'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"It's OK. But it's not art."

Punch Initials - P

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

'The Writer'

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

Aardvark elementary school

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

OMG

'That's pretty sneaky. You agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

Nancy Ruth is speaking today....

"I learned my letters from eating alphabet soup."