Achievement Braggers Pillows

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Win - win

Dedication to excellence....

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

High Five

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'Well, we made it.'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Elf of the Month

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Champion.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Graduate.

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Have you been in long?'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

Animal Overachievers