Achievement Braggers Pillows

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Win - win

Dedication to excellence....

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

High Five

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Well, we made it.'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Elf of the Month

Champion.

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Graduate.

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

'Have you been in long?'

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

My first pile.

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'