Achievement Admireers Pillows

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Dedication to excellence....

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Well, we made it.'

Employee of the Month - male.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Champion.

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Graduate.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

The indigo children.

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'Have you been in long?'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

"Well, Timmy is a raven: they are always very smart! You being second is a great achievement!"

"I must admit, Johnson is a hell of a salesman."

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

"No mention of her serve."