Achievement Admirer Pillows

"I must admit, Johnson is a hell of a salesman."

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

My first pile.

Champion.

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"Bravo!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Dedication to excellence....

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Robot walking pet robot

First Prize!

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."