Accounts Receivable Clerk Gifts

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

'Hold on for a moment sir, accounts receivable think they might be able to use a barbarian...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Useless information"

Fragile stamper.

Check zombies.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Inbox and outbox for books

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Sorry, we stopped putting calls through to the accounts department... People kept ringing up and asking us for payments!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Jim, where did you file that quote?

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."

Clerk in tax office filing between fact and fiction.