Accounts Receivable Clerk Mugs

'Hold on for a moment sir, accounts receivable think they might be able to use a barbarian...'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Useless information"

Fragile stamper.

Check zombies.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

Inbox and outbox for books

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Sorry, we stopped putting calls through to the accounts department... People kept ringing up and asking us for payments!"

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

Jim, where did you file that quote?

'The only thing the meek will ever inherit, is all of the crappy jobs.'

Anteater with INOUT boxes.

Clerk in tax office filing between fact and fiction.

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."