Accounting Clerk Mugs

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Out and In.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Useless information"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Sheep Ledger

Check zombies.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

Accountant Manqué