Billing Clerk Mugs

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Useless information"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

A Lady Out Shopping.

"We need a better piling system."

I am billing, therefore I am.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

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