Bank Clerk Mugs

'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Your monogrammed cuffs are impressive but I'm afraid they cannot serve as two piece of ID.'

Next bank please.

The first ATM is invented.

'What if I don't spend it all? What's your return policy?'

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

'I'm the bank manager. I understand you want to close your account. If I authorize a bonus interest of 0.001% will you change your mind?'

Window closure ambush.

"Hello Billy, how is your mother?"

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."

Piggy Bank.

Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.

Self Service Loan

At the Snow Bank.

I'm not money - I'm insurance, PEPS and TESSAS.

Bank robbery committed by Kev who was being served by Julie

"I'm sorry, sir - The person who handles your account ran off to Rio de Janeiro."

'Okay, she's got her card in, now shut it down.'

Next Window (banking cartoon)

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'Ol everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all positions except one...'

'Near as I can figure, it's a branch of our neighborhood bank.'

'Somehow these new security cameras aren't making me feel more secure.'

'We're looking for a cashier. . . Yes, that's the one we're looking for.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

' You see this gun? Gimmee the money now!'

"Can you come back tomorrow, sir? - We just ran out of money."