Bank Clerk Mugs

'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'Your monogrammed cuffs are impressive but I'm afraid they cannot serve as two piece of ID.'

Next bank please.

The first ATM is invented.

'I'm the bank manager. I understand you want to close your account. If I authorize a bonus interest of 0.001% will you change your mind?'

Window closure ambush.

'What if I don't spend it all? What's your return policy?'

"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."

Bank robbery committed by Kev who was being served by Julie

"I'm sorry, sir - The person who handles your account ran off to Rio de Janeiro."

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

Self Service Loan

Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.

Piggy Bank.

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

'Okay, she's got her card in, now shut it down.'

Next Window (banking cartoon)

'Somehow these new security cameras aren't making me feel more secure.'

TELLER, 'You're not just a number to us, sir -- there's a whole bunch of hypens and letters, too.'

'We're looking for a cashier. . . Yes, that's the one we're looking for.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'Near as I can figure, it's a branch of our neighborhood bank.'

I'm not money - I'm insurance, PEPS and TESSAS.

'Ol everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all positions except one...'

"Hello Billy, how is your mother?"

At the Snow Bank.

"I've overdrawn. To whom do I apologize?"

"I don't get paid enough to speak up."

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

"Oh, and a five and five ones."