Financial Clerk Mugs

"Let go."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Sheep Ledger

"Useless information"

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

Accountant Manqué