Accounting Clerk T-Shirts

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Out and In.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Useless information"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Sheep Ledger

Check zombies.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

Accountant Manqué