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"...In the long run, we'd like patients to see an accounts clerk, nurse, and resource manager before they get anywhere near the doctor..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Out and In.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Useless information"

Sheep Ledger

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

Accountant Manqué

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"