Accounts Clerks Pillows

"...In the long run, we'd like patients to see an accounts clerk, nurse, and resource manager before they get anywhere near the doctor..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Out and In.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Sheep Ledger

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Useless information"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

Accountant Manqué

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."