Accountability Aficionado Gifts

'I'm a man of my word! Once I've made a wrong decision, I stick to it!'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Sheep Ledger

Under new blame.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Monday around 9PM.

Working in a blame culture?

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'What a control freak!'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

The Movers - Decluttering

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.