Accordions Gifts

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

One-man band rehearsal.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Armadillo playing accordion.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Shipping contract.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

Poor turnout, Please help.

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

'Think Big!'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."