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'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"

Shipping contract.

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

'Think Big!'

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'