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"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

A Not So Grand Slam.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Cotton candy

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Well done!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I totally wiped out on my bike."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

'Ah! ... sorry.'

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

Bug on the windshield.

"Now it's broken."