Accidental Host Gifts

"Asking them to stay for dinner was a great idea. I didn't think they'd ever go."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Barbeque Casualty.

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Bathing and Showering.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Cotton candy

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Hair trigger

'This guy REALLY leads a sheltered life- he lists Santa as a reference.'

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

I didn't realise you sold shoes!